Sunday, April 19, 2009
Why the French don't take supplements.
Speak Mandarin?
The following poster is circulating among students from Shanghai, both inside and outside of China:
For a complete translation, go to the next page.
Let Us Take Action!
1. In certain public settings, for example on the street, if you start by using Shanghainese,
should the other party understand what you're saying, then continue using Shanghainese.
should the other party fail to understand what you're saying, then switch to Mandarin (Putonghua).
2. When others speak to us,
should the opposite party use Shanghainese, then we may answer in Shanghainese.
should the opposite party use Mandarin, we can smile and say, "Do you understand Shanghainese?" If the other person doesn't understand Shanghainese, then switch to Mandarin.
3. If Shanghainese speak Mandarin to us, we shall ask them to switch to Shanghainese. People in various localities all over the world should be able to boldly and confidently speak the local language with the local people. As Shanghainese, it is our basic right to speak Shanghainese in Shanghai.
4. For the continuation of Shanghainese culture, we should persist in speaking Shanghainese to our children. We should encourage and exhort parents around us to do likewise. This will be beneficial for the intellectual development of our children and for the subsequent learning of foreign languages. We should express our steadfast opposition to rules prohibiting the use of topolects.
Shanghainese language is the foundation of Shanghainese culture. It is a mighty tree with its roots tightly anchored in the local soil. We ought not abandon this mighty tree in favor of a rootless telephone pole. Friends, for the future of Shanghai, for the flourishing of the diversity of our great homeland, let us take action!
I Love Shanghai. I Love China.
By speaking Shanghainese language and carrying on Shanghainese culture, we are being truly cultured Shanghainese people.
(A tip of the hat to Wicky Tse for calling this very interesting poster to my attention.)
April 19, 2009 @ 12:40 am · Filed by Victor Mair under Language and culture
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I am a liberal ...
How Would You Fix the Economy?
"How Would You Fix the Economy?"
This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" This article was one of the ideas submitted...
Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
- They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
- They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
- They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
Jim Wright
Phoenix USA, Inc.
Who sez Ozzies are dumb?
Monday, December 29, 2008
Pensions of the great and the good
If drawn over 25 years, the NPV is $8,786,518,89. This is the sum that, when invested for a return of 3.00%p.a. and drawn down at $41,666.67 monthly will last for 25 years.
Let's compare this with the salary paid over three terms of the great and the good. Since general elections are never called at the end of the statutory five-year limit, I'm going to use 13 years as the service period. I'm also assuming that the great and the good receive 80% of the full million over the 13 years as they may not be fully great and good for the first few years of service. Plus they get the 13th month Annual Wage Supplement (AWS). Other bonuses are excluded as these are secret. Using the same discount rate:
If serving for 13 years, the NPV of their salary is $9,319,946.11 Think about it. the NPV of their pension is more than 94% of their basic pay!
Of course, this astonishing reward comes working for only 13 years and drawing a pension for 25 years. How did I get the 25 years? Well, retire at about 60 and live till 85, which is reasonable since the great and the good know how to take care of themselves and have the means to do it. Plus they get free health care and checkups and tests and investigations, which BTW, I didn't calculate as part of their pension package.
No wonder that civil servants had to serve for more than 31 years before receiving the full pension of half the last-drawn pay! Ah, well, we must make exceptions for the great and the good, mustn't we?
Sunday, December 28, 2008
The Credit Crunch
President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said.
George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman brothers. His thoughts at this time is to go out to their mother as losing one son is hard, but losing two is a tragedy.
The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.
In maths there are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. The rest are all subprime.
How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Why are all MBAs going back to school? To ask for their money back.
For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...
If you want to gamble, go to Las Vegas. If you want to trade in derivatives, God bless you.
Whats the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A tie.
Whats the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures.
Lehman have changed their recommendation on Lehman from hold to sell.
Forty years ago I sold fifty shares of my company stock and had enough money to purchase a brand-new 1967 Ford pickup. Last week, I checked it out, and if I sold another fifty shares, Id have enough money to buy a 1967 Ford pickup. So, the market has stabilized.
Theodore Kaczinski saw it all ...
(From the New York Times)
Making money, it seems, is all about the velocity of moving it around, so that it can exist in Hong Kong one moment and Wall Street a split second later. "The unlimited replication of information is generally a public good," George Dyson writes. "The problem starts, as the current crisis demonstrates, when unregulated replication is applied to money itself. Highly complex computer-generated financial instruments (known as derivatives) are being produced, not from natural factors of production or other goods, but purely from other financial instruments."
It was easy enough for us humans to understand a stick or a dollar bill when it was backed by something tangible somewhere, but only computers can understand and derive a correlation structure from observed collateralized debt obligation tranche spreads. Which leads us to the next question: Just how much of the world's financial stability now lies in the "hands" of computerized trading algorithms?
Here's a frightening party trick that I learned from the futurist Ray Kurzweil. Read this excerpt and then I'll tell you who wrote it:
But we are suggesting neither that the human race would voluntarily turn power over to the machines nor that the machines would willfully seize power. What we do suggest is that the human race might easily permit itself to drift into a position of such dependence on the machines that it would have no practical choice but to accept all of the machines' decisions. ... Eventually a stage may be reached at which the decisions necessary to keep the system running will be so complex that human beings will be incapable of making them intelligently. At that stage the machines will be in effective control. People won't be able to just turn the machines off, because they will be so dependent on them that turning them off would amount to suicide.
Brace yourself. It comes from the Unabomber's manifesto.
Yes, Theodore Kaczinski was a homicidal psychopath and a paranoid kook, but he was also a bloodhound when it came to scenting all of the horrors technology holds in store for us. Hence his mission to kill technologists before machines commenced what he believed would be their inevitable reign of terror. (But I'm not suggesting that we do this, however appealing it might presently seem!)
Making the World Safe for Partial Democracy? Questioning the Premises of Democracy Promotion
Arthur A. Goldsmith is Professor of Management at the University of Massachusetts Boston.
Democracy promotion is a favored strategy to advance the cause of world peace, especially in the Greater Middle East, but undifferentiated democracy promotion has two faulty premises. First, all progress toward the establishment of democratic regimes does not necessarily make the global community safer. Second, regime change is not something external actors have the capacity to direct along desired pathways. The first assumption fails to consider the well-documented security problems caused by partial democracies. The second assumption overstates the ability of powerful outsiders to induce transitions to full democracy. These research findings are grounds for cautious and selective democracy promotion, not a blanket approach that is indifferent to the composition of the regimes designated to be reformed and democratized.
Nat King Cole
No, its not kool to like music that Dad used to play on his radiogram at 78rpm, but who can resist Nat King Cole's audible chocolate and cigars. You can pass me the Jameson whiskey too, and while you're at it, put on some Barry Manilow.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
The 99 names of Allah.
Are the Malaysian religious officials confused about their claim for the exclusive use of Allah for Islamic texts and publications only, as Janadas Devan strongly implies. Maybe not. Some must surely have attended Al-Ahzar university in Cairo and understand quite well the origins of the name Allah.
Far from being confused, their objections to the use of Allah in the weekly newsletter of the Catholics in Malaysia, are meant to confuse malay-Malaysians. They know that the translation of "God" in English into "Allah" in Malay (or more accurately, Arabic) is sanctioned by all Malay language scholars and over 20 years of usage in this newsletter.
So are the malay Muslims of Malaysia so easily confused? Or are the religious officials confused about their ability to confuse them?
Confused by all this? Me, too.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Thinking about no-thing
Faith is now dangerous and its foundations must be critcally examined. Unfortunately but not unexpectedly, this will not be done by the faithful and hence the books from Dawkins et al.
Sam Harris' advise on ...
How to Believe in God
Six Easy Steps
1. First, you must want to believe in God.
2. Next, understand that believing in God in the absence of evidence is especially noble.
3. Then, realize that the human ability to believe in God in the absence of evidence might itself constitute evidence for the existence of God.
4. Now consider any need for further evidence (both in yourself and in others) to be a form of temptation, spiritually unhealthy, or a corruption of the intellect.
5. Refer to steps 2-4 as acts of "faith."
6. Return to 2.
As should be clear, this is a kind of perpetual motion machine of wishful thinking—and it leads, of necessity, to reduced self-awareness and diminished contact with reality. But it is reputed to have many benefits, and once you get it up and running you will be in fine company. In fact, from the looks of it, you will never be lonely again.
[Boon: This might be the major reason for religion: membership of a community.]
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Oil Qaeda
This was reported by Ng Weng Hoong, editor of www.energyasia.com, in The Straits Times, Friday October 19 2007, on why: "High oil prices are here to stay."
http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_168332.html
I'm going to assume that the two CEOs are well-informed on the oil industry's fundamentals, so today's US$88 oil prices must include a risk premium to cover uncertainties. To summarise, although the article is worth reading, Ng says that these uncertainties are
- Supply/demand imbalances; especially predicting demand from China, India and Brazil.
- Politics that prevents oil-producers from responding rapidly to higher prices.
The uncertainties are real but the premiums charged depend on perceptions of the power and influence of Al Qaeda, or, more accurately, Salafi Jihadists. Since power and influence are themselves perceptions, these premiums are perceptions of perceptions. No wonder I'm confused but at least I'm in good company.
Bottom line? Try to use less energy, especially when driving. It's boring but make lists of errends and shopping and try to combine them on each journey.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Who are the disadvantaged?
The "disadvantaged" group is mobilised by leaders so as to gain legislative support for their aims. The argument is always a variation of the "historical forces" argument. Who will articulate this argument in a persuasive way? Who will organise the meetings and manage the media? In other words, who will lead? These will, almost always be well-educated and not "disadvantaged". Who will receive the bulk of the benefits once affirmative action is legalised? The leaders of course!
This has happened with African-Americans and, subsequently, with the Malays in Malaysia. At least in the USA, the affirmative action laws apply to a minority. Not so in Malaysia where the children of the aristocracy and civil servants have received premium scholarships and the inside track to business and political success, thus perpetuating the giant fraud on their own majority community which takes foolish pride in this national theft!
It is difficult but possible to define "disadvantage" in any society. The definition will not be the same in every society nor will it remain the same over time. Some of the more obvious criteria from moral philosophers and sociologists are:
- Irregular income i.e. no permanent work.
- Lack of education.
- Physical or mental impairment.
- No physical security e.g.violent family members, violent neighbourhoods and genocide.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Ministers, markets ...
The debate over Cabinet salaries is evidence of transparent and, by implication, good governance. What isn't so transparent are the bonuses also paid to Ministers. Okay, it's probably not a good thing to publicly humiliate a Cabinet Minister by revealing his low or zero bonus.
But, it seems that the size of the bonus is closely connected to hitting GDP growth targets. And, according to an impeccable source: Minister Mentor Lee no less, hitting the upper target in the predicted range of 4.5% to 6.5% depends on US consumer spending! Isn't that supposed to be the result of brilliant policy making? From million-dollar ministers?
Surely, then, if we want to be more certain of this beneficial outcome, we should pay the salary of US Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Bernanke. And also the members of the Open Markets Committee that decide on interest rates and money supply.
Let's set aside about S$15 million to be paid to these US Fed executives if they "help" us hit 6.5% GDP growth by keeping down US interest rates, thereby stimulating consumption!
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Being cool ...
- Don't sweat the small stuff and, in my experience it's mostly small stuff. You'll gain a lot of loving, funny and creative energy.
- Try not to be an ass, but when you are, quickly admit it, apologise and make restitution. You'll gain a lot of loving, funny and creative energy.
- Keep your eyes and ears open for selfish and stupid actions that need to be stopped at the start. It helps to keep your mouth shut. You'll gain a lot of loving, funny and creative energy
- If you have the misfortune to encounter not just the stupid, selfish and arrogant but the truly malicious, you'll have a lot of loving, funny and creative energy to deal with them. Forgiveness may not be an option, Allah may have to do that.
Too late for me ...
Questions Couples Should Ask (Or Wish They Had) Before Marrying
Published: December 17, 2006
Relationship experts report that too many couples fail to ask each other critical questions before marrying. Here are a few key ones that couples should consider asking:
1) Have we discussed whether or not to have children, and if the answer is yes, who is going to be the primary care giver?
2) Do we have a clear idea of each other's financial obligations and goals, and do our ideas about spending and saving mesh?
3) Have we discussed our expectations for how the household will be maintained, and are we in agreement on who will manage the chores?
4) Have we fully disclosed our health histories, both physical and mental?
5) Is my partner affectionate to the degree that I expect?
6) Can we comfortably and openly discuss our sexual needs, preferences and fears?
7) Will there be a television in the bedroom?
8) Do we truly listen to each other and fairly consider one another's ideas and complaints?
9) Have we reached a clear understanding of each other's spiritual beliefs and needs, and have we discussed when and how our children will be exposed to religious/moral education?
10) Do we like and respect each other's friends?
11) Do we value and respect each other's parents, and is either of us concerned about whether the parents will interfere with the relationship?
12) What does my family do that annoys you?
13) Are there some things that you and I are NOT prepared to give up in the marriage?
14) If one of us were to be offered a career opportunity in a location far from the other's family, are we prepared to move?
15) Does each of us feel fully confident in the other's commitment to the marriage and believe that the bond can survive whatever challenges we may face?
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Divisive diversity
In the presence of [ethnic] diversity, we hunker down. We act like turtles. The effect of diversity
is worse than had been imagined. And it’s not just that we don’t trust
people who are not like us. In diverse communities, we don’t trust
people who do look like us.
—Harvard professor Robert D. Putnam
Could this American research apply to multicultural Singapore? Perhaps the overarching "Asian" identity helps to overcome our cultural biases. Using English as the common and neutral language almost certainly helped. Still, Professor Putnam does make some strong arguments.
Steve Sailer's article in "The American Conservative" also has some politically incorrect observations on trust and how its built. Not easily.
Fragmented Future
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Thursday, January 04, 2007
Theism and its antonym.
Of those who seem not conventionally religious or attracted to organized religions, many would deny accusations of being irreligious. They aren't, and religous leaders could, with mutual increases in understanding, make more serious attempts at dialogue with prominent atheists like Daniel Dennet and Richard Dawkins.
On Faith: John Shelby Spong: Human Definitions of God Need Revision
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